I went to Lady Gaga’s Monster Ball last night at Radio City Music Hall. The first show of four in NYC. Donald Trump was there and I witnessed a girl lose control of her bladder all over herself before the show even began. Sucks to be her. I drank my smuggled vodka, danced, and sang like crazy. It was awesome.
edit: Kelli went to Lady Gaga’s Monster Ball. I worked on my inferiority complex. -Bryson-
